Here’s a link to a map of German in which the place names have all been translated into pseudo-English. https://www.facebook.com/TeutonicTongues/photos/a.2123278127942706/2699877216949458/
We recently stayed in Hambury, from where we did day trips to Henver and Lubbitch. On the way back, we changed trains in Theesbury and Minchin Ladbatch and Ea.
I’ve linked to this map before. My previous post lists some pseudo-English names I particularly liked. Anglicised Germany – Language Miscellany
And Düsseldorf could legitimately be anglicised as “Thistlethorp”.